Wednesday, October 03, 2007

A Love Letter

Dearest One,

I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu


Now, quit thinking about sex and go get your flu shot!

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Comic Relief in a Kindergarten Classroom

This is a conversation I had with one of my students on Monday morning.

Princess Girl: "Teacher! I have the bestest snack today!"

Me: "Really? Wow, what is it?"

Princess Girl: "Sex Mix!!"